Gonna try and get a new machine soon though. I guess this computer is perfect if you're an audiophile? But I'm a videophile, and if you throw anything higher than 480p video at this thing, it'll crash and burn. Guh.), an ATI Mobility Radeon 9000 IGP graphics chip running at the maximum resolution of 1024x768 with 32bit color, a DVD-ROM/CD-RW drive, a 120GB hard disk (only because the 40GB drive it came with was dead), a non-fucntional battery (which is especially fun because if you move the laptop enough the power cord just jiggles loose and it instantly dies while you're in the middle of something), and, surprisngly enough, really high-quality UBL Pro speakers that outperform any other laptop speakers I've ever heard. It 'features' an Intel Celeron 2.8ghz processor, 640MB of RAM (It's an interesting story - it came with only 256MB in the form of two 128MB sticks, and I wanted to upgrade it to 1GB of memory, so I bought two 512MB sticks, but one of them was an odd unnamed Chinese chip, and lo and behold, it didn't work at all, so I have one 512MB stick and one 128MB stick.
All I have currently is a godawful Compaq Presario R3000.